My computer is such any annoying distraction. It feels like I never get any work done when he is around. I try to check my emails. He insists there are important updates needing to be addressed. For crying out loud, I can never get anything done. Tweet, beep, time to reboot. How can I ever get any work done around here? By the time I finally check my email -Oh look, here's a sale, here's a funny ditty, all my buddies are now online. What was I supposed to be doing? I am confused, confused I tell you. Help me! Help me! I am now in brain overload, overload.... Okay, focus...TWEET! BEEP! Gaaah! Stop interrupting me! Bad Computer! Bad! If you continue to act like an unruly child there will be consequences. We are talking SHUT DOWN. Do you hear me? Huh? I am going to count to three. One, BEEP! Two, TWEET! Oh, NO. Blue Screen, Blue Screen. Your computer is shutting down to prevent further damage. NO! NO! I was just kidding! I wasn't really going to shut you down! Can't you take a joke? Must Fix. Must Fix. My computer saves me time. Need Computer.
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